Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 90 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/95 points)
Go for a swim in lava
Finish all mission
Eat the donut on Mission 5
Complete the tutorial
Complete a mission with at least 2:45 on the clock
Kill all baddies on Mission 4
Finish Mission 3 without a single kill
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (50/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/330 points)
Take candy from a baby
Lose the game
Press the scam button
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
